Twatson
the average tw-tson is 6’2″ and weighs 220 lb. it inhabits northern new jersey but can also be found in arkansas or maine, depending on the season. its diet primarily consists of jets and diet c-kes from the parkwood deli, although it also enjoys the c-ck. tw-tsons are incredibly f-cking stupid and uncoordinated. they are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.
tw-tson: did you guys know that the national sport of arkansas is driving?
a f-ggot that probably doesnt have any friends and probably doesnt have a girlfriend because he is an ignorant -sshole
an ex boyfriend perhaps? who is the epitome of the word tw-tson
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