Twatter


it’s just like twitter but for c-nts!!
person a: i was going to set up
a twitter account.
person b: nah mate you should set up a tw-tter account.

person a: why would i do that?
person b: well you a m-ssive c-nt that’s why!!
a word joe jonas apparently likes to use.
we don’t have tw-tter or twitter!
the joe jonas version of twitter.
“we don’t have a twitter.. tw-tter, whatever that’s called.”
a person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers’ pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.
example 1: mother f-cking teresa will that stephen fry ever shut the f-ck up the f-cking tw-tter?

example 2: have you read that over-indulgent twitter from sam crawford? he’s obviously a tw-tter.
the hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word tw-tter.
an exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.

twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.
girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing tw-tter, opposed to the original, twitter.

ie.
funinthesun – goin to the beach w/ the girlz!
2 minutes ago from web

funinthesun – just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web

funinthesun – my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile
a person who uses twitter.
oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. what a tw-tter.
disambiguation of tw-t

1.) slang term in reference to a person being like the female genitalia in the same fashion as vag

2.) a slang term, in jest due to its nature, for a plane used at the united states air force academy. the united states air force operates three de havilland dhc-6 twin otters for the united states air force academy’s skydiving team. the cadets affectionately call the aircraft the “‘tw-tter.”
1.) “she is the king tw-tter”

2.) “did you see the tw-tter fly over?”
a social messaging network for women only.
i’ve got to get on tw-tter immediately to let the world know that i just scratched my left -ss cheek.

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