twatterpaited
when you have had a bit too much to drink and you become unnaturally attracted to the opposite s-x. twitterpaited + tw-tted
a play on the word “twitterpaited” from disney’s “bambi” which is a term used to describe the h-rny behavior of the adolescent animals at spring time.
“eric was so tw-tterpaited last night that he woke up this morning with that fugly minger from the bar!”
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skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal. “i had issues with my probation officer until i took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she’s been my obedient s-x slave.”
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when you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say) dude, i just had a tweetfart… totally forgot what i was tweeting! a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn’t. […]