tweakonometry
pr-nunciation: ˈtwē-kə-ˈnä-mə-trē
function: noun
etymology: “tweak” probably alteration of middle english twikken to, from old english twiccian (verb) first used: 1601 + “trigonometry” new latin trigonometria, from greek trigōnon + -metria –metry (noun) first used: 1614
: the first-hand study of the properties of methamatics tweakonometric dysfunctions and of their applications
shaswisha: girl, when do you go on “the judge mathis show?”
whitnay: oh, h-ll to da no! i’ve been on “oprah!” oprah! do i look like i’m desperate to be on tv? do i???
shaswisha: it ain’t about that, girl! what if you lose? i mean, you’d be out over $4,300!
whitnay: child, please! tweakonometry ain’t gonna hold water in court. justice may be blind, but she ain’t stupid! i’m guessin’ $2,500, max! this is my land! my land!!!
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