tweet pimping
repeated, artificially over-enthusiastic tweets about an event or business
tweet1: “happy hour is amazing at joe’s bar.”
tweet1: “incredible!! the best happy hour ever at joe’s bar”
tweet1: “the vibe and atmosphere at joe’s bar is unbelievable!!! too good to be true!!!!”
tweet2: “dude, you’re tweet pimping again. dial it back.”
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