tweetdork


a user on twitter who tweets about everything and has used at least 3 different twitter clients outside of the web and a mobile phone to tweet. typically, this person will also have their tweet sync-ed back to facebook.
omg, you are such a tweetdork! is there anything about your life that is not on twitter?

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