twitchy wink syndrome

a syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every sunday morning. the condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the sat-rday night before… usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using im desperately seeking a female to cyber with.
haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn’t mean im gonna get my t-ts out on cam for you!

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