twenty grand
it has been determined for some straight males, that twenty grand is the lowest amount of money acceptable for performing a bl-w j-b on another male. as an result, twenty grand simply became slang for asking for a bl-w j-b…and subsequently, if you give someone a thousand grand candy bar, you’re asking for a long and sweaty night, 5 times over.
“hey honey, you need twenty grand?” (guy) or “hey boys, i’m low on cash, anyone have twenty grand i could borrow?” (girl)
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