Twide


an elite computer hacker/enthusiest with almighty knowledge.. (god-like)
omfg !! i wish i was twide
an insecure young man who gets off on defamatory of poor innocent young women. also extremely needy, whiney, immature and has a huge leech stuck to them often referred to as “owen”
“geez i found all this slander of myself on the internet today, someone’s done a twide”

“theres a parasite on me, i must be coming down with twide! quick, to the computer to write bullsh-t about other people!”
a poor lonely boy who searches day and night to find his love – kelz0r (hoo is quite hot i mite add).
“i’ll give you my sleeping bag and mattress kelz0r!”

“fkin twide p-ss off those flashy fans!!!!!”

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