a s-xual act between two guys, when one dude takes both their d-cks in his hand and jacks them off together.
ben: dude, let’s jack our d-cks together.
alex: you mean twin jet dude?
ben: dude! i didn’t know it had a name. sweet!
after a hot night of s-x, you wake up in the morning and find that after all that alcohol last night, you need to empty your full tank. you go to the toilet and aim up only to find that your urine is shooting off in multiple directions and is impossible to keep in the basin.
irene! why am i peeing like i’ve been up all night having s-x?
a recently coined, pejorative term for facebook (combination of facebook and twitter), due to the fact that its new changes have given it a twitter-like format. it’s new format has received overwhelmingly negative feedback. man, i can’t stand facebook anymore. it’s like twitter without the simplicity. you know what, i’m quitting “twittbook”!
twisted and slizzered put together oh man i smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, i’m so twizzlered did you see how twizzlered that chick was? she should’ve held the beer bong
- Twizzle town
a town that is full of speed freaks and dope fiends person1- man im the mayor of twizzle town person2- sh-t u ballin
- Two Fisted Farmer
too fist’d fahr-mer -noun 1.) the s-xual act of a man placing his p-n-s between the br–sts of a lactating woman. the man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his p-n-s to be used as lubricant. man: “d-mn, we are out of lube again… […]
- two in the trunk
while you are f-cking a girl in the v-g-n- you take your b-lls and work them into the -n-s at the same time. i was f-cking this girl and slipped two in the trunk.