Two Fisted Farmer
too fist’d fahr-mer
-noun
1.) the s-xual act of a man placing his p-n-s between the br–sts of a lactating woman. the man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his p-n-s to be used as lubricant.
man: “d-mn, we are out of lube again… i was really looking forward to placing my p-n-s between your br–sts and gyrating.”
woman: “how about a two fisted farmer?”
man: “that’s a great idea. i am so glad you are still lactating!”
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