twirly

excited not only s-xually, but also emotionally. the feeling of being h-rny and giddy at the same time.
guy 1- “when you go out you don’t take home the first girl you talk to just because she makes you all h-rny.”
guy 2- “it’s not just that she’s hot, she gives me the feels. most girls don’t make me feel anything. that girl makes me twirly.”
h-rny, aroused, s-xually frustrated. possibly limited only to females.
“but i was feeling so twirly!” as said by the perfect female specimen that is zooey deschanel as jess on new girl
oral s-x to a male
“she went down and gave me a twirly”
a twirly is what it is called when the c-ck is “twirled” in a circular motion, traditionally with the index finger. it can either be self-administered, or performed by an intimate partner. a cl-ssic rendition is the reach-around twirly. this happens when, of two h-m-s-xual males, the giver of -ss-s-x, reaches around, and twirls the receiver’s c-ck.
“yo, tommy, what are you up to tonight?”
“i’ll probably just sit in front of the computer and twirl it to a night in paris for a couple of hours.” (heteros-xual).

“oh, yesss, -ss-s-xxxx.”
“you want a twirly with that?”
“sh-t yeah i do!”
“good, ’cause i’ve been working out my indexes.”
“well, then twirl away motherf-cker!” (h-m-s-xual).
an old person, usually a pensioner, who tries to use their free travel p-ss before the morning commuter rush is over. contracted from “too early”.
look at that twirly at the front of the queue over there!
a scouse (liverpudlian) expression for pensioner or old person. free bus p-sses for the elderly prohibit travel before certain times to make more sp-ce during rush hours. the phrase came about because bus conductors (now drivers) would say “you’re too early” to the wrinklies pushing aggressively onto the bus
“hold on, you’re twirly – get the next one.. it’s about 2 hours behind us”

“got stuck in the queue behind a bunch of twirlies cashing in their piggy banks”
cute girl word for h-rny.
yo that dude’s real hot. i be twirly.