Twisted Testiphobia
the fear of one’s t-st-cl-s becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one’s girlfriend is playing with the t-st-cl-s too aggressively.
“struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, luke hasn’t been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now.”
“when the thought of walking became unbearable, tony’s case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair.”
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