twittering
when writing a message on twitter. used as a verb.
john: hurry up man, we have to go.
jake: wait a second i’m twittering.
a vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the v-g-n-l cavity. must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. often used as a subst-tue for foreplay by finance majors.
i was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.
“twittering” is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on twitter. it is primarily said by people who have never used twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a t.v show.
the proper word would be “tweeting” (see tweeting)
hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? – guy 1
no, but i tweeted the post to my followers… – guy 2
i think i’m going to be twittering this link to everyone i know! – guy 1
it’s called tweeting… – guy 2
glib approach to a complex problem. skimming along the surface. simple-minded approach. using shortcuts and plat-tudes.
while millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like congress was mainly twittering. there were no signs of active, meaningful -ssistance.
nero twittered as rome burned.
a word by people who don’t actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. whenever used, they are referring to the word “tweet”, but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.
brian: hey, are you twittering?
john: no, i’m tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
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