two bagger and some tape
banging an ugly woman without having to look at or listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. the two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don’t hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don’t have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. she was a two bagger and some tape. she was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but i needed to get laid so bad that i simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. i then did the deed while picturing young pamela anderson’s t-ts and -ss.
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