two butts in a banana
like 2 peas in a pod: so similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.
or
if you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
“hey kerri, would you like…”
“some tacos!”
“yeah! well aren’t we just two b-tts in a banana”
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