Two-Egg Breakfast
when the female (or male if that’s your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. simply lower your b-lls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. when they wake up, you shout, “breakfast”
my girlfriend was snoring, so i gave her the old two-egg breakfast.
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