two goldfish
sarcastic way of saying you don’t care when people are talking about things no one cares about.
i bought some new shoes today.” “i have two goldfish.” “what?” “oh i’m sorry, i thought we were talking about stuff no one cares about.
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busted. from the sound a guitar string makes when it snaps. dude 1: “dude, your car is twyaer.” dude 2: “dude, i know. i hit a water buffalo.” -or- will: “dad my bike is all twyaer.” dad: “go do your homework.”
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