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  busted. from the sound a guitar string makes when it snaps. dude 1: “dude, your car is twyaer.” dude 2: “dude, i know. i hit a water buffalo.” -or- will: “dad my bike is all twyaer.” dad: “go do your homework.”

• typhoid fever

  something lil’ susie always seemed to contract after a full day of hunting and fording on the oregon trail. dammit! susie died of typhoid fever while i was off hunting buffalo – better not hunt them too much – or they will get scarce in this area! dammit!

• t00l

  the superlative form of “tool”. used to describe an immensely stupid, self-absorbed, or awkward individual. actual t00ls often misuse the word to humorous effect. examples of t00ldom include: commenting on others’ facebook wall posts, injecting oneself into conversations, being recklessly self-important, operating under the delusion of having many friends, and shamelessly imitating superiors k: wow, […]

• table math

  when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount […]

• table swipe

  noun- when two h-rny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person p-ssionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on. we couldn’t wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and i […]

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