two headed swede
when a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. at the same time, he shoves his d-ck in her c-nt with all his weight. must be followed up with: “how was it honey?”
max did a two headed swede to samantha and broke two of her ribs. she seemed satisfied though…
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