two puppies in a tub
after f-cking your partner in the -ss and filing them with your load, you try to stuff your b-lls in their pucker hole. it will be so slippery and tight it will be like trying to keep “two puppies in a tub”.
with my goo seeping out of rhonda’s star fish, i tried to cram my b-lls inside of her. it was like trying to keep two puppies in a tub.
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