Two-Up


(drunkspeak) to one-up someone’s one-up, or to severely one-up someone.
soberguy- always trying to one-up me, aren’t you…
drunkguy- i’ll two-up you….
2 more definitions
simoultaneous s-x with a womans rear and front entry
ooooh that must hurt!
a way of saying “peace”, often used as a sign off or a symbol of one’s departure. the name is derived from the two fingers that go up when making a peace sign with a hand.
rick: “remember that we gotta’ pick up susan tomorrow.”
bill: “alright, man, i’ll remember. i’m calling it a night. two up.”

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