twunt
n. useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. tw-t and c-nt.
“he’s a right tw-nt!”
a combination swearword, in this case tw-t meets c-nt. thought to have been invented by humourist chris morris for the channel 4 series ‘jam’ (2000). now a good description of any c-nt who’s a tw-t, or indeed vice-versa.
“don’t smoke while you’re pregnant, you stupid tw-nt”
when a person was so vile, that one insult was not enough, the word tw-nt was born.
half tw-t, half c-nt.
omg my ex husband is such a tw-nt!!!
a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: tw-t and c-nt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.
b.) fun word to say when you can’t use profanity as an insult.
my ex wife is on my case over nothing. she’s such a tw-nt sometimes.
a tw-t and a c-nt.
fennel is a tw-nt.
a combination of the words tw-t and c-nt. an insult mainly reserved for women who are of a b-tchy-ness far beyond normal reasoning.
i caught my tw-nt of a girlfriend cheating on me in my place and she had the nerve to throw me out!
slang term for the v-g-n- used in similar contexts to its many and varied synonyms. formed from the first two letters of ‘tw-t’ and the last three of ‘c-nt’.
“that tw-nt got that fit bird tw-nted and got hold of her tw-nt last sat-rday. the dirty tw-nt.”
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