uber-momming
verb
1. the physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. however there is no expectation of financial reimburs-m-nt for this action.
2. the condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
i’ll be leaving work early today as i’m uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
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