Uber Nap


uber nap

1- noun (an uber-nap)
2- verb (to uber-nap, uber-napping)

an uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. since it doesn’t const-tute the full eight hours, it doesn’t count as a full night’s sleep.

other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: sleeping during the day- ubernap. sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn’t an uber-nap.

if you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
leon falls asleep at 1 o’clock. he wakes up at 6 o’clock. it is still day time. he has taken an uber nap.

thomas falls asleep at 3 o’clock. he wakes up at 9 o’clock. since it has become nightfall, he has slept.

ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o’clock. she wakes up at 1 o’clock in the morning. she has taken an uber nap

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