ubm
unexpected bowel movements. very common in asian countries.
– f: i have my 10 hours long trip to come back to the states. let’s eat a last very spicy pad thai!
– q: aren’t you afraid of a ubm during the flight?
– f: worth it man.
(3 hours later, in the aircraft, with tiny, always closed and/or uncomfortable toilet)
– f: d-mn, you were right!!
#bowel #spicy
slang in the southeast. ubm = of them.
me: dang man, ain’t you worried about mooshing them chickens under your tractor, there?
farmer: take a look around this place! it ain’t zackly like theys a shortage ubm!
#of them #of’em #a dem #nun-um #all ubm.
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