Ugandan Nut
used to define a greater-than-normal sized right t-st-cl-.
ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. thus, it was not suprising when dr. finchley-read esq came back to england and coined the famous phrase “as big as a ugandan nut”.
naturally, finchley-read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social cl-sses, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
it wasnt until the discovery of finchley-read esq.’s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. people felt embar-ssed.
when using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:
“charlotte you ugandan nut! what are you doing? you are meant to use it differently! it hurts!”
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