Dick Hammer
1 n: a p-n-s used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing s-xual intercourse
2 n: a p-n-s shaped like a hammer
3 v: term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.
1- ‘oh. my. g-d. last night was great, he has a d-ck hammer.’
2- ‘let’s d-ck hammer this jerk.’
a phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because “d-ck hammer” insinuates a device used to hammer d-cks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
i can’t believe jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch…she’s about as smart as a d-ck hammer!
santa gave you a shake weight!? that thing is as useful as a d-ck hammer.
to hit a golf ball with force.
wow, i really d-ckhammered that ball.
guys(d-ck) putting their foot(hammer) down when it comes to girls.
girl: who’s underwear are these!? there not mine.
guy:-d-ck hammer- wtf!! did you jus say to me ho?!?
girl:-scared- nevermind
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