ultimate mooch


someone who always asks for food, even if they don’t know you that well. they also tend to ask for money, car rides, clothes, and continue to beg until they get what they’ve nagged you for.
d-mn, miranda webb is the ultimate mooch…she asked to borrow some money from me to buy my birthday present that she was hoping i’d share with her. smh.

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