when you’re getting a girl from behind, and you whipe a fecal matter hitler moustache on her upper lip after sticking your finger in said girl’s -n-s. then you pull your p-n-s out and give her a snail trail swastika on her back, while yelling about how jews are abominations of god
it’s like a cross between a dirty sanchez and a snail trail
” omfg d00d, i gave your great grandma an ultimate n-z- last night and she cried because it reminded her of when she was little in poland!!! lolz”
- Ultimate Ninja
ultimate ninja is a fun game for 2 to around 8 players . no supplies are needed other than your hands. players stand in a circle and decide who they wish to begin the game. the starter will then have everyone in a bowing position facing the center and will state “uuulllllltimate ninja!!” at this […]
- Ultimate Nut
to bust a nut through a use of asphyxiating ones self during -rg-sm. david carradine died the way most any man would want to. he died experiencing the ultimate nut.
- ultimate ownage
the point where someone or something gets so owned, nothing can be done. for instance, when something dies. ultimate ownage = hussein being hanged.
- Ultimate Paradox
getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain getting head there was an ultimate paradox.
- Ultimate Perk
a magical place in andover, m-ssachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of g-d’s magnificent t-ts. bob: hey what should we do today? jackmerius: partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of g-d’s magnificent t-ts? bob: sooooo…. ultimate perk?!?!?!?!?!?! jackmerius: you mean the coffee place? bob: you large, foolish -ss […]