getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain
getting head there was an ultimate paradox.
- Ultimate Perk
a magical place in andover, m-ssachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of g-d’s magnificent t-ts. bob: hey what should we do today? jackmerius: partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of g-d’s magnificent t-ts? bob: sooooo…. ultimate perk?!?!?!?!?!?! jackmerius: you mean the coffee place? bob: you large, foolish -ss […]
- Ultimate Pillsbury Doughboy
when you have s-x with a girl, proceed to pull out and c-m on her belly b-tton. then you yell out, “hee hee heee!” dude, i gave this girl the ultimate pillsbury doughboy last night, and she liked it!
- Ultimate Pimp Slap
it is when you twap or kick someone in the b-lls. then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap. “some dum-ss stole my wallet, so i went back and gave him the ultimate pimp slap.”
- Ultimate Ping Pong
a game that is played with one ping pong ball, two people, two paddles per person, and two knee hockey nets. the object of the game is to use spin to hit the ball off the surrounding environment and try to score in your opponents goal. each goal is one point and the game is […]
- Ultimate Plunger
when the girl rides you while you take a cr-p. when you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time. “i did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day.”