when your friend leaves their cigarette buds all over the areas in which they have been and do nothing about it.
me:”why you gotta leave all your buds laying on the floor? ”
friend :”ultraf-gitism,bro, it’s a habit. ”
me:”more like a disease! “
- kidney block
when your kidneys come out of your body to kick some -ss. side effects may include death. this guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherf-cker. still haven’t gotten my kidneys back though.
- eye *ssault
when someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. an -ssault on your sense of sight. sara left her computer unlocked, so alex set up an eye -ssault by changing her homepage to meatspin.
- young money bathrobe
when a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection. grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb synonyms: p-ssy […]
when a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head. “look at you john!. she took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god d-mn squirrel aids, and hepat-tis a through z. really naive!!! you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and […]
krystalin is a crazy psychotic b-tch, very compulsive and becomes obsessive during a relationship or one sided crush. this girl started acting like a krystalin so i had to cut her off!