young money bathrobe

when a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection.

grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
synonyms: p-ssy whipped
young joc: “yo jumpman, where that boy at?! that new halo betas out.”
jumpman: “last i saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe…haven’t heard from him since…”

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