Umbilical Whipped

a child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. probably chats online with older women. mother is most likely a donald trump supporter.
where did joe go? his mom called and he left. g-d! he’s so umbilical whipped.

where’s dan at? he’s at the republican primary. oh. yea…. umbilical whipped.

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