Umhlanga


a rapidly growing city full of whites and indians in south africa, north of durban with much weed and s-xy girls. it has the gateway theatre of shopping which is the biggest mall in the southern hemisphere. houses are being built on some of the last strips of sugarcane and it is being build upwards as it is sandwiched between the n2 inland and the hawaan forest nature preserve to the north. there are many new luxury and low cost skyscr-pers being built as well as sprawling suburban development. crime is growing in the area as it has expanded from a village into the main city in ethekwini codeine is available without a prescription at the pharmacies and other drugs at the taxi rank but don’t get caught by the security who might ask for a bribe or else just smoke with you. it has the best beaches in south africa.
sipho: where will we find weed in umhlanga?
alfred: just ask any security guard.
#weedmurders-xdrugsafrica

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