umpire
a person who referees baseball games and enforces the rules; usually does not have a girlfriend because they are too busy f-cking up games.
my brother, brent: “man, i need a girl. i’ve been invited to two weddings and i have no one to go with!”
me: girls don’t dig umpires.
the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.
yea im the umpire i chill at the crib and watch the base.
in australian football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. they are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka white maggots
mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when i didn’t have chance to get rid of it.
that umpire’s a stupid white maggot
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- Umpireese
the language used by an umpire to describe the call which he/she just blew but tries to explain using a plethora of unintelligible babble. the official blew that call and now is trying to explain it away using a bunch of umpireese.
- umpire school
the place baseball umpires need to go when they suck. i was 0 for 3 tonight because b-tt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.
- UMP j00
1. when a player in counterstrike is killed by the suckiest submachinegun, his killer says: ump j00! 2. at the start of a game of cs a player who buys the ump submachinegun calls out: ump j00! to put fear in the hearts of his opponents! me: ump j00 n00bs! n00b1: omg i r umped! […]
- umpity
an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not. this umpity women got some nerve lookin’ at me like that! i’d like to smack that umpity look off her face.
- umpjacked
when an umpire in a sporting event makes a wrong call obvious to the entire audience. man, lincec-m got umpjacked! that was definitely a strike! ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an […]