when you are feeling un-epic (and you are not under the influence of drugs, alcohol or other substances) – you are feeling unwell due to unexplainable causes. you are not due to go down with influenza, a cold, or other disease – you can still go to school or work but you are not feeling too good. people will say to you: ” crikey you look rough, are you alright?” you answer by pulling a face and saying: “not sure – i just feel pretty un-epic, i suppose.”
mum, please don’t h-ssle me to tidy my room today – i feel pretty un-epic at the moment.”
- fresh dry skippy
newly mixed batch of “skippy” without ice. “skippy” being an alcoholic beverage made from beer, vodka and lemonade. bruno mars – “smoother than a fresh dry skippy!”
a purse for your p-n-s i adore your amazing purnis, patrona!
- curved tv
a ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper hdtv. a technology fad which companies do just because they can. this type of tv is for people who have too much money and/or have no life. kid to parent: whatcha doin’? parent: buying this new innoative technology called “curved tv”. kid: oh no!
- crotch curtain
also known as a human f-nny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates. mike: hey carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter. carl: d-mn, he has a huge crotch curtain! mike: yeah. just like every other person that rides a scooter in disney world
- chalkboard moment
getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole cl-ss see tom: man im so embarr-ssed i had a chalkboard moment earlier. eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the cl-ss.