Unicorn Milk
unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. it is like robitussin for black people.
it cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.
many people have (incorrectly) -ssociated it with -j-c-l-t-. this is incorrect.
my finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so i poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back
-j-c-l-t-
her hands were so skilled that i had to give her a tall, frothy gl-ss of unicorn milk.
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