Unicorn’s Eyelash
where the male places his p-n-s hole on a subject’s tear duct, then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- directly onto said duct(or ducts)
rebecca: gosh mom, one minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of cuervo. then, next thing i know, i wake up in the back of trevor’s van with pink eye.
mother: it takes a special lady to receive the unicorn’s eyelash darling…i hope you wore clean panties…save the belft for the third date.
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