Unsex
the act of sticking your p-n-s into a pregnant woman’s v-g-n- (preferably sooner rather than later for more ease), and using it as a vacuum to get rid of the fertilised egg. often a last resort when no contraception was used, and abortions are out of the picture.
michael: dude, i banged her so hard the other night, i came inside. it was great.
john: woah! is she on the pill then?
michael: nah, i uns-xed her the next day.
linda: what can i do to get rid of the baby?
doctor: if you can’t afford an abortion, you can get your boyfriend to uns-x you instead.
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the opposite of s-xin. it is known to make people shorter. if some people were to have s-x, their s-xin levels would go through the roof. they would need uns-x to bring it back down. to make it easier, cigarette companies started shoving uns-x in their cigarettes. this is why people smoke after s-x.
look how short that midget is! his parents must be full of uns-x to make him that short!
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