up shit creek


to be in deep trouble with no solution.
(it’s actually “up sh-t creek without a paddle” — scans better than “with no paddle.”
there he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. he knew he was up sh-t creek without a paddle.
to be in a bad situation which is either slowly or rapidly getting worse with no evident way out. should you be armed with a paddle, you still, typically, have a slow long recovery

see sh-tty
as soon as the princ-p-l saw the smirnoff bottle in my hand, i knew that i was “up sh-t creek”
to be in an undesirable place, or to be in trouble. a contraction of “up sh-t creek without a paddle.” it can be made to define even more extreme circ-mstances by adding the suffix “with the repo men on the sh-r- waiting for the boat”
“i was up sh-t creek without a paddle, and the repo men were waiting on the sh-r- for the boat.”
1) to be in deep trouble with no solution, also called ‘up sh-t creek with no paddle’
2) to be up to your arms in a flowing river of faeces and mucus.
term describing being caught in the act of -n-l s-x with same s-x partner
they caught him up sh-t creek in the supply tent.

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