uppercum


the act of s-m-n -j-c-l-t-ng with such great force that it hits the ejaculator’s chin.
shaun’s girlfriend kept stopping and starting giving him a handjob, so when he finally came, he gave himself an upperc-m.
the act of blasting yourself in the chin with a powerful load and knocking your head back. usually occurs while stoned. very embarr-ssing and usually results in an itchy chin all night, no matter how thoroughly you wash.
shaun “dude, i was getting a handjob from some chick last night while i was stoned and i gave myself an upper c-m!”
spencer “shut up.”

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