upright
to be awake, out of bed, or standing up.
dude, it’s 3am. i will text you back when i am upright.
the recieving end/part in s-xual activity(ies)
“he gets it up, and through the uprights!”
type of bicycle ridden by balancing on a small, hard piece of rubber known as a saddle. this type of bicycle causes several problems which include the following:
wrist pain
shoulder pain
neck pain
back pain
saddle sores
the above problems are not present on a rec-mbent bicycle.
also known as a diamond-frame (df) bicycle, a uci bike, an upwrong or a wedgie bike.
i am going to ride my upright bicycle.
this refers to an act of oral s-x being performed on a man as he stands, while the woman doing the favor is kneeling before him…an “upright (bl-wj-b)”.
“just because we went out to dinner once, he thought he was ent-tled to an upright, or something.”
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