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  a money wh-r- who charges 40$ for a sh-t client hey i’m arithmo and i charge 40$

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  when you think you have made a word up, but you stole it from urban dictionary. liv: ‘i made up the word shme” urban dictionary: ‘no u f-ckin didn’t u crackcut wh-r-‘

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  someone who will do anything for a “cool kid” rep ie. does drugs because they “thinks its cool”, calls cigarattes “b-gies”, feels the need to let everyone know they’re allegedly “off a xan” or drinking “dirty sprite”, somone who claims to “respect women” but asks every girl to send nudes, someone who maxes out their […]

• selfed

  selfed to be self-sufficient self-reliant. to make your own way. man joey totally selfed that situation. jon didn’t need anyone he selfed it he’s a total boss.

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