the univerity of rhode island.
in a recent magazine article on the top 10 party schools, editors decided not to include uri because it would be wrong to put a professional on a list of amateurs.
famous mexican soccer player… in his young days he messed up wesburn soccer club but earlier on messed up his coaches marriage … now his games are televised on sportsnet
that player is gonna end up being a uri
uniform resource identifier – something that non-geeks confuse with url, thinking they’re the same thing – or that it doesn’t exist altogether.
but then again, you must be nuts to look for real and accurate info on definithing.
guy1: hey, what’s the uri of that site?
guy2: uri? what’s that? you mean url dumb-ss!
guy1: no you moron it’s just like url!
uniform resource indicator, also known as a “url” (uniform resource locator), or a “web address”.
what was the uri for that web site again?
the new messiah.
uri will rain chaos and death from the skys, the end is neigh! neigh! if thats how you spell that word which acctually stands for something that is close, as in- the end is close!
the graceful act of ejaculating, defecating and masticating at the precise same moment.
“what about you, scott, do you have any party tricks?”
“do i?! -takes pants off and grabs sandwich-”
“oh my god, scott is totally pulling an uri!”
undoc-mented running immigrant. aka fat uri if the runner is overweight
hey bob pull out your pistol we got a uri heading are way.
- Finishing Position
n. alternate name for doggy style. the name is derived from men’s inability to last very long in this position. hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he’s finished. “ward’s -ss came home drunk and frisky. he was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, i couldn’t take anymore […]
a default person with no special abilities, needs or qualities. jorkata is so default
1)man juice 2)when swallowed by woman, known to decrease chances of breast cancer and getting fat. 3)lubricant when wet 4)alternative for superglue when dry suck my c-ck and drink my j-z b-tch c-m, sperm i j-zzed all over my couch sp-nk. its basicly a shorter word for s-m-n, god knows why people dont just call […]
sleep in your own death wake in your own sleep when you coffinous about it, liven your death dieing your dream,
payment of a service rendered to a benefactor from the benificiary of said service. “this is good, this is shady frank, i like this kinda stuff. so whats the vig on this action.” 1)the interest payment on a loan paid back to the creditor by a certain percent. 2)short for “vigorish” used in gambling;when wagering […]