urinal goatee
refers to the collection of pubic hair that often acc-mulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.
how often are these restrooms cleaned? this urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.
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name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embar-ssing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal. “i was p-ssing next to frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. stinky b-st-rd.”
- urinal humper
a dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. his toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his p-ssing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant “baby huey” style jock strap cup, or humping an […]
- urinalienation
the act of a (usually) heteros-xual male entering a pubic restroom and p-ssing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite “sp-ce” between himself and any other pee-ers. man: “dr. i’ve got a bad case of urinalienation.” dr: “dude, me too! i can’t pee unless there’s three open urinals between me and […]
- Urinal Index
a system for determining exactly how “low rent” a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. to determine a business’ standing on the urinal index, you throw some change into a urinal in the men’s room. every so often you check on it. if no one takes it, you may add some more. the lowest amount of […]
- Urinal-In-Law
after entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urinal furthest from one another. during my wife’s family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom. after entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with […]