Urinal One
a $1 bill that’s so wrinkled, dirty and worn out, it looks like it was found on the floor of a men’s public bathroom. it has little or no vending value whatsoever.
waitress: and here’s your change.
britta: ah gross! look at this urinal one she gave me back! i don’t even wanna touch it. somebody trade me for a crispy one.
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