-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in bdsm. named for ‘family matters’ star jaleel white (better known as steve urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman’s breast implant.
-noun: an act or instance of urkel punching.
(v) i knew she liked it rough, but i was shocked when she demanded to be urkel punched.
(n) expecting the chris brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the urkel punch.
urkelship is defined as a relationship between two ent-ties that is accepted by one ent-ty and rejected by the other ent-ty. this word originates from the american sitcom family matters. a character, steve urkel was relentless when asking laura winslow to go out on dates, be his boyfriend, etc…. he would get rejected every time […]
urkess the sound of tires squealing on the pavement floor. bro you have the time ? “urkess sorry buddy dont have the time, but the sunray are pointing from the east so you tell me.” hey dude you got five dollars? urkess ( this response could be because you dont have the amount necessery, and […]
term developed by the sports guy bill simmons’s friend house. used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as cbs frequently does during their ncaa tourney coverage. the dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once. taken from the movie borat. urkin is the name of […]
short for oh my gackt; a play on omg. it implies that you see gackt as a g-d. note: most people who use omgackt use it to make fun of gackt/gackt fangirls. some girl said, “omgackt!”, but was actually serious about it, so mitchi and i had to rip off her arms and use them […]
when little hairs grow in a circular pattern around and in the b-tthole. that girl has the biggest nastiest fuzzgrotto ive ever seen. guy 1: i hooked up with anna guy 2: yo u hit her in the backside? guy 1: h-ll yeah it was gross.. that b-tch had a fuzzgroto! guy 2: that sh-ts […]