US Army


an organization created upon the birth of the usa over 230 years ago. it’s mission is to defend the const-tution of the united states against all enemies; foreign and domestic.

contrary to popular belief, the modern army no longer accepts convicts as an alternative to jail. all applicants must hold a high school diploma or a ged at minimum. (98% are hs grads) a college degree is a requisite to becoming an officer, though many enlisted soldiers also hold them.
during an average recruiter’s day, 75% of interviewed applicants are rejected.

for over two decades, the us army has been an all-volunteer one, which means only those who have the desire to serve will do so– thereby greatly increasing morale and unit survivability through better teamwork.

it is a sad fact that us army soldiers have been the target of protesters both at home and abroad, most notably being the recent incident of a uniformed soldier being beaten at gunpoint by multiple -ssailants in the famously liberal city of seattle, wa. recruiters have also been targets for demonstrations and violence. some people are seemingly unaware that the soldiers are just fellow americans who are sworn to carry out their duty. these protests are misdirected at them.

the us army today represents the finest our country has to offer. we must remember to show respect for its members; past and present.

-a soldier
the us army is the reason you have your freedom. the const-tution is just a piece of paper without the army to safeguard it.
an organization that makes men out of its members.
the u. s. army sure made a man out of lynndie england.
the most powerful army in the world, but still stuck in iraq for at least four more years.
us. army: uncle sam ain’t released me yet
us army….uncle sam aint released me yet
i have 3 years left on my tour im stuck in the u.s.a.r.m.y.
the largest and oldest branch of the us military. solely responsible for winning the revolutionary war and winning the freedom of the us of a. has taken more casualties then all other branches of the us military combined!!!!!including the f-cking marines (small caps used on purpose). in fact, for every marine who has ever died for his country, 16- count them six motherf-cking teen) us army soldiers have died defending this country. of the top 20 battles fought to determine whether or not this country would exist, every one was fought and won by the the us army. that is why it is 1st in order of precedence when the

branch of the military are shown (i.e,… branch flags). jsyk!!!!
thank the good lord almighty that the “u.s. army” was here to save us weak -ss marines.
an acronym for uncle sam aint released me yet or alternet in reverse yes my r-t-rded -ss signed up
dang i have to go to iraq because usarmy
acronym for us army is

uncle
sam

ain’t
released
me
yet
i can’t believe us army

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