virgin mary
a virgin woman that takes in the b-tt and still claims her purity, acting like jesus would not mind.
girl: no s-x before marriage.
guy: but girl, i gotta nut
girl: you can put it back here pointing to her back-side. after all, i am a virgin.
guy: yeah, a virgin mary.
when a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse
dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her
justin: d-mn dan she may be a virgin mary now
our blessed mother. has appeared in fatama, on grilled cheese, and many other places. her son is jesus christ.
the virgin mary is our blessed mother
a non-alcoholic beverage with tomato juice , pepper, and celery.
i really wanted a bl–dy mary, but i was driving, so i ordered a virgin mary.
a wh-r- who had s-x and got pregnant and didn’t want to admit it, so she said she was a pregnant virgin. in short, a lying wh-r-.
girl: did you hear? she’s pregnant and even says she never had s-x!
girl2: wow, she’s like virgin mary!
uncut cocaine
i have some virgin mary. n-gg-
my mother. no, she wasn’t white either, plus she was all wrinkly and sh-t by the time i was 30. stupid renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager…for my dad’s sake, she was like 48 at the time. you were lucky to live to my age in the early a.d. years. take a look at the paintings of caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
there is more about the virgin mary in the qu’ran than there is in the bible itself.
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